1. "FINE": This is the word women useto end an argument when they are rightand you need to shut up.
2. "FIVE MINUTES": If she is gettingdressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes ifyou have just been given five moreminutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. "NOTHING": This is the calm beforethe storm. This means something, andyou should be on your toes. Argumentsthat begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4 . "GO AHEAD": This is a dare, notpermission. Don't Do It!
5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually aword, but is a non-verbal statementoften misunderstood by men. A loudsigh means she thinks you are an idiotand wonders why she is wasting hertime standing here and arguing withyou about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. "THAT'S OK": This is one of themost dangerous statements a women canmake to a man. That's okay means shewants to think long and hard beforedeciding how and when you will pay foryour mistake.
7. "THANKS": A woman is thanking you,donot question, or Faint. Just sayyou're welcome.
8. "WHATEVER": Is a women's way ofsaying F@#$ YOU!
9. "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT":Another dangerous statement, meaningthis is something that a woman hastold a man to do several times, but isnow doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What'swrong?' For the woman's response referto #3
.*Send this to the men you know, towarn them about arguments they canavoid if they remember the terminology
*Send this to all thewomen you knowto give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.
Wednesday, 26 August 2009
Thursday, 20 August 2009
qowtz
the pain of having a broken heart os not so much as to kill you,
yet not so little as to let you live
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the day you finally decide to love me will be the day after the day i have given up on chasing you
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it amazes me so that we enter a relationship whole and leave it only a half
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you have to forgive to forget, and forget, to feel again
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When love was knocking on my door, i had to pretend i wasn't home, that way, i would never be hurt again. I will always regret that decision
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if you find yourself in love with a person who does not love you, be gentle with yourself, there is nothing wrong with you, Love just didn't chosse to rest on the other person's heart
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when you break up, your whole identity is shattered, it's like death
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i want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when heart is broken, and the one that could always brighten up your day even if she couldn't brighten her own
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if you can't save the relationship, at least save your pride
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you don't die from a broken heart- you only wish you did
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they say that if you love someone you should let them go, but they never say what to do when they don;t come back
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when time comes for you to give your heart to someone, make sure you select someone who will never break your heart, coz broken hearts has never spare parts
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the hardest part of dreaming about someone you love is having to wake up
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I WANT TO FALL FOR YOU BUT IM NOT SURE YOU WILL CATCH ME?
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True love never dies, even if you have found a new love, the sweet memory of the past will continue to hunt you for the rest of your life.
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I am nothing special of this I am sure. I am just a common man with common thoughts. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But I've loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me, that has always been enough.
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A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
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We can cure physical diesases with medicine, but the only cure for loneliness, despair, and hopelessness is love. There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love>
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t's so easy, To think about Love, To Talk about Love, To wish for Love, But it's not always easy, To recognize Love, Even when we hold it.... In our hands.
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To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.
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Everyone says love hurts, but that isn't true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all pain and makes someone feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt.
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The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.
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The ones that you love the most are usually the ones that hurt you the most.
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BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST THEN TO HAVE NEVER LOVED AT ALL
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He who is not impatient is not in love.
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Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.
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kiss
A kiss may ruin a human life.
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I can forget my very existence in a deep kiss of you.
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Love: Before I heard the doctors tell The dangers of a kiss; I had considered kissing you. The nearest thing to bliss. But now I know biology and sit and sigh and moan; six million mad bacteria and I thought we were alone!
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A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
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When women kiss it always reminds one of prize-fighters shaking hands.
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Monday, 17 August 2009
isip ka ng ISANG tao:
i-base mo sa kanya ang mga isasagot mo. WALANG ibahan ng naiisip
1. friend mo ba siya sa friendster?
>yup
2. bakit siya napili mo sa survey na ito?
>wala lng nmn xah kxeh naicp quh now
3. anong lugar ang naaalala mo sa kanya?
>Temple Meads..train staxon in bristol
4. anong songs ang naaalala mo sa kanya?
>Make It real
5. bakit?
>kxeh he made d song, like its a rap song den i sing d chorusz of it
6. okay ba ang height?
>yup prang mgkacng height lng kmi
7. magaling ba sumayaw?
>d quh p xah nkikitah nah sumayaw pero yeah sbi nyah sumasayw daw xah
8. may kamukha ba siyang artista?
>wala eh..bwahahha
9. nakita mo na siyang magalit?
>uhmm hnd p nmn
10. eh ngumiti?
>ou nmn ehe nkakamisz nga eh
11. eh umiyak?
>hnd p
12. ano fave niya suotin?
>black?pero fav nyah red ehe
13. pinapasaya ka ba niya?
>npasaya nyah aquh but not disz tym
14. naging malaking parte ba sya ng buhay mo?
>oo nmn sobra
15. bagay na nakakapagpaalala sayo tungkol sa kanya?
>
17. friends ba kayo?
>uhmmm i think no
18. nakasama mo na ba sya?
>oo naman
19. may binigay na ba sya sayo? ano?
>uo?? sakit ng ulo??
20. may codename ka ba para sa kanya?
>meron GAGO kxeh xah bwahahaha
i-base mo sa kanya ang mga isasagot mo. WALANG ibahan ng naiisip
1. friend mo ba siya sa friendster?
>yup
2. bakit siya napili mo sa survey na ito?
>wala lng nmn xah kxeh naicp quh now
3. anong lugar ang naaalala mo sa kanya?
>Temple Meads..train staxon in bristol
4. anong songs ang naaalala mo sa kanya?
>Make It real
5. bakit?
>kxeh he made d song, like its a rap song den i sing d chorusz of it
6. okay ba ang height?
>yup prang mgkacng height lng kmi
7. magaling ba sumayaw?
>d quh p xah nkikitah nah sumayaw pero yeah sbi nyah sumasayw daw xah
8. may kamukha ba siyang artista?
>wala eh..bwahahha
9. nakita mo na siyang magalit?
>uhmm hnd p nmn
10. eh ngumiti?
>ou nmn ehe nkakamisz nga eh
11. eh umiyak?
>hnd p
12. ano fave niya suotin?
>black?pero fav nyah red ehe
13. pinapasaya ka ba niya?
>npasaya nyah aquh but not disz tym
14. naging malaking parte ba sya ng buhay mo?
>oo nmn sobra
15. bagay na nakakapagpaalala sayo tungkol sa kanya?
>
17. friends ba kayo?
>uhmmm i think no
18. nakasama mo na ba sya?
>oo naman
19. may binigay na ba sya sayo? ano?
>uo?? sakit ng ulo??
20. may codename ka ba para sa kanya?
>meron GAGO kxeh xah bwahahaha
Sunday, 16 August 2009
ANO SASABIHIN MO KAPAG SINABI SAYO ITO NG IYONG:
KAIBIGAN:
1. Hoy! wag ka nga masyado mag ingay!
gus2 moh b ng soluxon xah problema moh?
..isara moh tenga moh kung ayaw mong mrinig ang kaingayan ng bunganga quh...
2. Bilihan mo nga ako ng pagkain sa cafeteria.
hnd moh aquh alalay kya wag moh aqng utusan yeah,
my paa k nmn cguro pra mgamit moh xah pglalakad
hnd aquh pinanganak pra pgsilbihan ka nyetah ka..
3. Crush ko yung crush mo ngayon.
eh d mg crush crushan kau
waz aquh pakeh eh, kung gus2 moh ilkad pah kitah eh
4. Ang boring mo kasama.
Oh e2 piso bili kah ng kaxama moh
5.Pakopya naman ng assignment sa math
Ok lng cge kopya lng ahaha
kung wala kah mkuha wag moh aquh cchin
CRUSH
1. Ang cute mo naman.
Aso nah pla aquh ngaun arrf arrff
2. Pautang naman.
my interest kxeh pg ngpapautang aquh eh
3. Crush ko yung bestfriend mo.
ok,
4. Pwede ba makuha yung cellphone # mo?
Pg kinuha moh wla nah aqng no. kopyahin moh nlng pwd pah
ENEMY
1. Mas maganda/gwapo ako sayo!
so??tntnong bah kitah kung mgandah kah?
2. Yuck! Ang baba ng grade mo sa math!
hihi my nkakadiri bah dun?
3. Ano? sabunutan/suntukan na lang?
Wag nah bka mcra quh pa mukha moh, cra nah nga ccrain quh pah
4. Ang baduy mo manamit.
really??kaw kxeh eh pasimuno kah
5. Kami na ng ex mo.
gud for u ahihihi, swerte moh sknyah lht ng kmalasan nsau nah ahahaha
PARENTS
1. Hindi ka lalabas ng bahay.
opoh
2. Hindi ka na makikipagkita sa mga friends mo.
ok poh
3. Hindi ka na papasok sa school.
waaaaaa bakit nmn?
4. Pupunta ka na dito sa America.
uhmmm ok poh
5. Bakit may love letter ka sa bag?
hnd xah frend quh yan, bwhahahaha
TEACHER
1. Cleaner ka nang 1 month
ok hihi
2. Hindi ka papasok hanggang wala ang parents mo
eh d nlng den aquh papasok ever kxeh alah nmn parents quh d2 eh panuh un?
3. Mag sa-summer ka.
ok poh
4. Bagsak ka sa 2 subjects.
huwaaatt...bawi nlng aquh sa susunod hihi
5. Ililipat kita ng section.
ok poh
KAIBIGAN:
1. Hoy! wag ka nga masyado mag ingay!
gus2 moh b ng soluxon xah problema moh?
..isara moh tenga moh kung ayaw mong mrinig ang kaingayan ng bunganga quh...
2. Bilihan mo nga ako ng pagkain sa cafeteria.
hnd moh aquh alalay kya wag moh aqng utusan yeah,
my paa k nmn cguro pra mgamit moh xah pglalakad
hnd aquh pinanganak pra pgsilbihan ka nyetah ka..
3. Crush ko yung crush mo ngayon.
eh d mg crush crushan kau
waz aquh pakeh eh, kung gus2 moh ilkad pah kitah eh
4. Ang boring mo kasama.
Oh e2 piso bili kah ng kaxama moh
5.Pakopya naman ng assignment sa math
Ok lng cge kopya lng ahaha
kung wala kah mkuha wag moh aquh cchin
CRUSH
1. Ang cute mo naman.
Aso nah pla aquh ngaun arrf arrff
2. Pautang naman.
my interest kxeh pg ngpapautang aquh eh
3. Crush ko yung bestfriend mo.
ok,
4. Pwede ba makuha yung cellphone # mo?
Pg kinuha moh wla nah aqng no. kopyahin moh nlng pwd pah
ENEMY
1. Mas maganda/gwapo ako sayo!
so??tntnong bah kitah kung mgandah kah?
2. Yuck! Ang baba ng grade mo sa math!
hihi my nkakadiri bah dun?
3. Ano? sabunutan/suntukan na lang?
Wag nah bka mcra quh pa mukha moh, cra nah nga ccrain quh pah
4. Ang baduy mo manamit.
really??kaw kxeh eh pasimuno kah
5. Kami na ng ex mo.
gud for u ahihihi, swerte moh sknyah lht ng kmalasan nsau nah ahahaha
PARENTS
1. Hindi ka lalabas ng bahay.
opoh
2. Hindi ka na makikipagkita sa mga friends mo.
ok poh
3. Hindi ka na papasok sa school.
waaaaaa bakit nmn?
4. Pupunta ka na dito sa America.
uhmmm ok poh
5. Bakit may love letter ka sa bag?
hnd xah frend quh yan, bwhahahaha
TEACHER
1. Cleaner ka nang 1 month
ok hihi
2. Hindi ka papasok hanggang wala ang parents mo
eh d nlng den aquh papasok ever kxeh alah nmn parents quh d2 eh panuh un?
3. Mag sa-summer ka.
ok poh
4. Bagsak ka sa 2 subjects.
huwaaatt...bawi nlng aquh sa susunod hihi
5. Ililipat kita ng section.
ok poh
Sagutan ang survey na ito ng purong tagalog lamang at walang halong ingles.
1.anong ayos ng buhok mo ngayon?
◘ wala naman nkalugy lng
2. kumusta na ang puso mo?
◘ etoh wasak nah ahahaha
3. may iniisip ka ba ngayon?
◘ meron, kung panoh quh kakantahin ng mataas ung mga kantang gusto qng kantahin bwahaha
4. madali ka bang magalit?
◘ hnd nmn, pero depende ahaha
5. kelan ka huling nakakita ng unggoy?
◘ uhmmm tagal na hindi ko na maalala
*anu ba tagalog ng zoo?* kulungan ng sari saring mga hayop
6. kelan ka huling uminom ng taho?
◘ nung nxah pinas pah aquh,
7. anong huli mong ininom?
◘ Pepsi
8. my hinahangaan k b ngayun??
◘ meron, galing kxeh nyah kumantah c tita joana
9. single? taken? o reserved?
◘ pwdng O nlng? bwahahaha
11. madali ka bang maimpluwensyahan?
◘ depende yun, pg ayaw quh hnd
12. e may lakad ka ba mamaya?
◘ wala nmn kxeh gabi nah d2 ahahaha
13.may pinoproblema ka ba ngayon?
◘ oo madami
14. anong pinakagusto mong nabili?
◘ uhm lht ng nabibili quh gus2 ko
15. mahilig ka bang tumakbo?
◘ Hnd
16. anong huli mong napanood sa tv?
◘ The Simpson
17. ??
◘ oh para sau .!. O.o .!.
18. madali ka bang magpatawad?
◘ dpende xah kasalanng ngawa
19. makulit ka ba?
◘ uhmmm mkulit bah?minsan pag tinamaan aquh ng topak quh
20. anong mas gusto mo? kumain o matulog?
◘ kumain xempre
21. cno nakasama mo ngaun?
◘ wala nmn aquh lng and2 kxeh aquh xah kwarto quh
22. ilan ang sim mo?
◘ dalawa
23. sino madalas mu ka text?
◘ wala nmn kaibigan lang
24. anong pinapakinggan mo ngayon?
◘ ung nrecord nmin knina "listen to your heart"
25.san ka nung nkaraang lingo?
◘ nxah bhay lng nmn
26. may curfew ka ba?
◘ uhmm wala p nmn pero xah pagtulog d quh cnusunod ang curfew quh d nmn nla alam eh
27. anong pinagkakaabalahan mo ngaun?
◘ wala nmn sinasagot lng etong survey nah toh
28. sa palagay mo cno sunod na ssagot?
◘ abah hnd quh alam, d nmn aquh mnghuhula bwahahaha
29. cno ung taong huling umiyak?
◘ ako.
Salamat sa pinagkuhaan ko nito :)
1.anong ayos ng buhok mo ngayon?
◘ wala naman nkalugy lng
2. kumusta na ang puso mo?
◘ etoh wasak nah ahahaha
3. may iniisip ka ba ngayon?
◘ meron, kung panoh quh kakantahin ng mataas ung mga kantang gusto qng kantahin bwahaha
4. madali ka bang magalit?
◘ hnd nmn, pero depende ahaha
5. kelan ka huling nakakita ng unggoy?
◘ uhmmm tagal na hindi ko na maalala
*anu ba tagalog ng zoo?* kulungan ng sari saring mga hayop
6. kelan ka huling uminom ng taho?
◘ nung nxah pinas pah aquh,
7. anong huli mong ininom?
◘ Pepsi
8. my hinahangaan k b ngayun??
◘ meron, galing kxeh nyah kumantah c tita joana
9. single? taken? o reserved?
◘ pwdng O nlng? bwahahaha
11. madali ka bang maimpluwensyahan?
◘ depende yun, pg ayaw quh hnd
12. e may lakad ka ba mamaya?
◘ wala nmn kxeh gabi nah d2 ahahaha
13.may pinoproblema ka ba ngayon?
◘ oo madami
14. anong pinakagusto mong nabili?
◘ uhm lht ng nabibili quh gus2 ko
15. mahilig ka bang tumakbo?
◘ Hnd
16. anong huli mong napanood sa tv?
◘ The Simpson
17. ??
◘ oh para sau .!. O.o .!.
18. madali ka bang magpatawad?
◘ dpende xah kasalanng ngawa
19. makulit ka ba?
◘ uhmmm mkulit bah?minsan pag tinamaan aquh ng topak quh
20. anong mas gusto mo? kumain o matulog?
◘ kumain xempre
21. cno nakasama mo ngaun?
◘ wala nmn aquh lng and2 kxeh aquh xah kwarto quh
22. ilan ang sim mo?
◘ dalawa
23. sino madalas mu ka text?
◘ wala nmn kaibigan lang
24. anong pinapakinggan mo ngayon?
◘ ung nrecord nmin knina "listen to your heart"
25.san ka nung nkaraang lingo?
◘ nxah bhay lng nmn
26. may curfew ka ba?
◘ uhmm wala p nmn pero xah pagtulog d quh cnusunod ang curfew quh d nmn nla alam eh
27. anong pinagkakaabalahan mo ngaun?
◘ wala nmn sinasagot lng etong survey nah toh
28. sa palagay mo cno sunod na ssagot?
◘ abah hnd quh alam, d nmn aquh mnghuhula bwahahaha
29. cno ung taong huling umiyak?
◘ ako.
Salamat sa pinagkuhaan ko nito :)
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