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1. "FINE": This is the word women useto end an argument when they are rightand you need to shut up.

2. "FIVE MINUTES": If she is gettingdressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes ifyou have just been given five moreminutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. "NOTHING": This is the calm beforethe storm. This means something, andyou should be on your toes. Argumentsthat begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4 . "GO AHEAD": This is a dare, notpermission. Don't Do It!

5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually aword, but is a non-verbal statementoften misunderstood by men. A loudsigh means she thinks you are an idiotand wonders why she is wasting hertime standing here and arguing withyou about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. "THAT'S OK": This is one of themost dangerous statements a women canmake to a man. That's okay means shewants to think long and hard beforedeciding how and when you will pay foryour mistake.

7. "THANKS": A woman is thanking you,donot question, or Faint. Just sayyou're welcome.

8. "WHATEVER": Is a women's way ofsaying F@#$ YOU!

9. "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT":Another dangerous statement, meaningthis is something that a woman hastold a man to do several times, but isnow doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What'swrong?' For the woman's response referto #3

.*Send this to the men you know, towarn them about arguments they canavoid if they remember the terminology

*Send this to all thewomen you knowto give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.