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ancronyms2

M - More/Message

MBW - My Beautiful Wife

MDR - May-December Relationship
MTCW - My Two Cents Worth
MIL - Mother-In-Law

MILF - Mother I'd Like to Find-in-my-bed/Fantasize-about
M/C - Miscarriage

MOF - Matter Of Fact

MOSS - Memeber Of Same Sex

MOT - Man On Top

MOTD - Message Of The Day

MOW - Mom On Wheels
M/S - Morning Sickness

MPOV - My Point Of View

MWAH - kissing sound, like "smooch."

MYOB - Mind Your Own Business

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NAK - Nursing At Keyboard

NFP - Natural Family Planning

NDE - Near-Death Experience

NH - Nice Hand

NMP - Not My Problem

NMS - Not My Style

NM - Never Mind/No Message

NMS - Not My Style

NP - No Problem

NOYL - Not On Your Life

NRN - No Reply Necessary

NPI - No Pun Intended

NT - No Text

N/T - No Text

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OBTW - Oh By The Way

OC - Other Child
OIC - Oh I See

OHT - One Handed Typing

OMG - Oh My God/Goodness/Gosh

OOT - Out Of Town

OR - Open Relationship

OT _ Off Topic

OTF - On The Floor
OTOH - On The Other Hand

OTT - Over The Top
OTTOMH - Off The Top Of My Head

OW/OM - Other Woman/Other Man

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PE - Premature Ejaculation

PFFT - imitates the sound of a rasberry

PD - Public Doman

PDS - Please Don't Shout

PG - Pregnant/Pregancy

PITA - Pain In The Ass
PLS - Please

PMBI - Pardon Me Butting In

PMF - Pardon My French

PMFJI - Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMP - Peeing My Pants

PMS - Premenstrual Syndrome

PPD - Post-Partum Depression

POV - Point Of View

PS - Post Script

PTB - Powers That Be
PTL - Praise The Lord

PTMM - Please Tell Me More

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QOTW - Question Of The Week

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RAK - Random Acts of Kindness

RAV - Report A Violation

RC - reverse cowgirl

REHI - Hello Again

RL - Real Life
ROFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROFLMAO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off

ROFLMAOSHIGP- ROFLMAO Laughing So Hard I Gotta Pee

ROFLMBO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off

ROFLMAOPMP - ROFLMAO Peeing My Pants

ROFLMAOPMPTIME - ROFLMAOPMP Tears In My Eyes

RSN - Real Soon Now

RTA - Reply/Respond To Archives
RTFAQ - Read The FAQ

RTM - Read The Message

RUOK - Are You OK?
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- Smile

SAHD - Stay-At-Home Dad
SAHM - Stay-At-Home Mom
SAK - Sex After Kids

SBT - Sad But True

SCNR - Sorry Could Not Resist

SD - Step-Daughter

SFSG - So Far So Good

SITD - Still In The Dark
SIL - Sister-In-Law
SMS - Secrets of Married Sex

SOOL - Shit Out Of Luck

SS - Step-Son

SSDD - Same Stuff, Different Day
SO - Significant Other

SOHF - Sense Of Humor Failure

SOL - Smiling Out Loud (or You're Out of Luck)

SOS - Same Old Stuff

SOW - Speaking Of Which

SFGTDT - Something For God To Do Today

SPAM - Stupid Person's AdvertiseMent

STBX - Soon To Be EX (NSETBX Not Soon Enough To Be Ex)

STTN Sleeping Through The Night

STS - So To Speak

SWAG - Scientific Wild Ass Guess

SWALK - Sealed With a Loveing Kiss

SWIM - See What I Mean

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TAL - Thanks A Lot

TAFN - Thats All For Now
TAYL - Talk At You Later

THX - Thanks
TIA - Thanks In Advance

TIC - Tongue In Cheek

TIME - Tears In My Eyes

TMTH- Too Much Too Handle

TMI - Too Much Information

TNWIS - Thats Not What I Said

TNX - Thanks

TOBG - This Oughta Be Good

TOY - Thinking Of You

TPTB - The Powers To Be

TR - Tubla Reversal

TTFN - Ta Ta For Now

TTYL - Talk To You Later
TTC - Trying To Conceive

TWIMC - To Whom It May Concern
TY - Thank You

TYVM - Thank You Very Much
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URL - Web Page Address

U/S - Ultrasound

UOK - Are You OK?

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VAS - Vasectomy

VB - Vaginal Birth

VBAC - Vaginal Birth After Caesarean

VBG - Very Big Grin

VR - Vasectomy Reversal

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WAHD - Work At Home Dad
WAHM - Work At Home Mom

W/B - Welcome Back

WDYT - What Do You Think

WE - Whatever
WMH - With My Heart

WOA - Work Of Art

W/O - Without
WOHD - Work Out Of Home Dad
WOHM - Work Out Of Home Mom

WOT - Woman On Top

WRT - With Regard To or With Respect To

WS - Wandering Spouse
WTG - Way To Go

WTH - What The Heck/Hell

WU? - What's Up?
WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get

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YGIAGAM - Your Guess Is As Good As Mine

YKWIM - You Know What I Mean

YGM - You Got Mail

YGTI - You Get The Idea
YGWYPF - You Get What You Pay For

YIU - Yes I Understand

YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary

YW - Your Welcome
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ancronyms1

AF - Aunt Flo - Menstrual Cycle
AAMOF - As A Matter Of Fact
AFAIK - As Far As I Know
AFAIC - As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICT - As Far As I Can Tell
AFK - Away From Keyboard

AIUI - As I Understand It

ALSL - Along The Same Line

AKA - Also Known As

AP - Attachment Parenting

AP - Affair Partner

ASAP - As Soon As Possible

AWHFY - Are We Having Fun Yet

AYOR - At Your Own Risk

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B4 - Before

B4N - Bye 4 Now

BFN - Bye For Now

BAK - Back At Keyboard

BBL - Be Back Later

BCNU - Be Seeing You

BF - BreastFeeding

BF - BoyFriend

BFP - Big Fat Positive

BFN - Big Fat Negative

BJ - BlowJob
BIL - Brother-In-Law

BIF - Before I Forget

BM - Biological Mother

BOB - Battery Operated BoyFriend/Buddy
BRB - Be Right Back

BS - Betrayed Spouse
BSF - Be/But Seriously Folks
BTDT - Been There Done That

BTF - Bottle Feeding
BTW - By The Way

BWL - Bursting With Laughter

BYKT - But You Knew That
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CIO - Cry It Out
CL - Community Leader

CM - Community Moderator

CP - community Producer

CRAFT - Can't Remember A Flipping Thing

CRS - Can't Remember "Stuff"

CTS - Consider The Source
CTTD- Cute Things They Do
CWOT - Complete Waste Of Time

CU - See You

CUL - See You Later

CWYL - Chat With You Later

CYE - Check Your Email

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DA - Dear Angle

DC - DayCare

DDB Due Date Buddy

DF - Dear Fiance'

DFTT - Don't Feed The Trolls

DGS - Dear GrandSon

DGD - Dear GrandDaughter

DIIK - Damned If I Know

DIL - Daughter-In-Law

DILF - Daddy I'd Like to Find-in-my-bed/Fantasize-about
DIY - Do It Yourself

DK - Don't Know

DPO - Days Past Ovulation

DH - Dear Husband
DW - Dear Wife
DD - Dear Daughter
DS - Dear Son

DSD - Dear Step Daughter

DSS - Dear Step Son
You can also insert other appropriate "D" words to fit the spirit of the post.

DSDF - Different Strokes for Different Folks

DYJHIW - Don't You Just Hate It When....
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EA - Emotional Affair

ED - Erectile Disfunction

EOF - End Of File

EDD - Estimated Due Date

- Evil Grin
EOD - End Of Discussion

EOM - End Of Message
EZ - Easy

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FAQ - Frequently Asked Question
F2F - Face To Face
F2F - Friend To Friend

FB - Family Bed

FPM - Family Planning Method
FBOW - For Better Or Worse

FBIL- Future-Brother-in-Law

FFIL- Future-Father-in-Law

FI - Future-In-Law
FIL - Father-In-Law

FH - Future-Husband

FMIL - Future-Mother-in-Law

FOAF - Friend Of A Friend

FOC - Free Of Charge

FOCL - Falling Off the Chair Laughing
FSIL - Future-Sister-in-Law

FWIW - For What It's Worth

FWB - Friends With Benefits

FTL - Faster Than Light

FUBB - Fouled UP Beyoung Belief
FYA - For Your Amusement

FYE - For Your Entertainment
FYI - For Your Information

F/U - Follow Up
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- Grin

GD&R - Grinning, Ducking and Running

GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike

GIGO - Garbage In Garbage Out

GF- Girl Friend

GF - GrandFather

GFN - Gone For Now

GD - GrandDaughter

GG - Good Game

GM - Grand Mother

GMA - Grandma

GPA - Grandpa

GS - GrandSon

GTG - Got Two Go

GTSY - Good Two See You

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HAND - Have A Nice Day

HAK - Hugs And Kisses

HTH - Hope That Helps

HL - High Libidos

HPT - Home Pregnacy Test

HoH - Hard Of Hearing
HUGS - Hope You Get Some

HUH - Hard-Up Husband

HUW - Hard-Up Wife
HTH - Hope That Helps

HTH - Hope This Helps

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IAE - In Any Event

IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer (but...)

IANAD - I Am Not A Doctor

IBTD - I Beg To Differ

IC - intercourse, or individual counseling

ICCL - I Could Care Less

IDK - I Don't Know

IIRC - If I Recall Correctly

IIWM - If It Were ME

IKWYM - I Know What You Mean

IMA - I Might Add

IME - In My Experience

IMO - In My Opinion
IMHO - In My Honest/Humble Opinion
IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion

IME - In My Experience

INPO - In No Particular Order
IOW - In Other Words
IRL - In Real Life
ITA - I totally agree
ISP - Internet Service Provider

ISTM - It Seems To Me

ISTR - I Seem to Recall

ITRO - In The Region Of.....

IYSWIM - If You See What I Mean
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JAM - Just A Minute

JIC - Just In Case
J/K - Just kidding

JM2C - Just My 2 Cents

JMO - Just My Opinion

JMHO - Just My Honest Opinion

JIMP - Just In My Opinion

JIMHO - Just In MY Honest Opinion

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KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid

KIT - Keep In Touch

KMA - Kiss My Ass

KWIM - Know What I Mean

KYFC - Keep Your Fingers Crossed

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LDR - long distance relationship

L8R -Later

LJBF - Lets Just Be Friends

LL - Low Libidos

LMA - Laugh My Ass Off

LMHO - Laugh My Head Off

LMP - Last Menstrual Period
LOE - Lost Of Erection

LOL - Laughing Out Loud

LTNS - Long Time No See

LTS - Laughing To Self

LY - Love You

LYLB - Love Ya, Later, Bye

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smiley2

<:-| Dunce/just made a stupid statement

:-8( Condescending

8-# Dead

:@ or :{ What?

[]:* Hugs & kisses!

@>-->-- A rose

m(_ _)m Deep bow used for apologizing or
expressing thanks (viewed from the front).

<<<<(:-) Dunce.

*<:-) Santa Claus

3:*> Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

8(:-) Mickey Mouse

:-----} Pinocchio

@@@@8^) Marge Simpson

=(_8^(1) Homer Simpson

38^) Bart Simpson

=|:-)= Uncle Sam/Abe Lincoln

7:-) Fred Flintstone

5:-J Elvis

#(,'%/) Slept too long on one side or

Didn't have time to wash hair

%-( Confusion

&-| Tearful

&.(.. Crying

&:-) Curly hair

(-.-)Zzz... Sleeping

(:)-) Likes to scuba dive

(}-8] Left-handed bearded smiley with

glasses and headphones

*<8-)X Party outfit with hat and bow-tie

+-(:-) The Pope

/8^{~ Hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee

3:] Pet smiley

8:-) Glasses on forehead

:-' Smoker

:-'| Has a cold

:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ... Manic depressive

:-)-O Smiling doctor with stethoscope

~#:-( "I just washed my hair, and I can't do nuthin' with it."

{{-}}} Refugee from the '60's

{:\/ Sounds/looks like a duck

{8-} Grinning mischievously (or just
charmingly)

d :-o Hats off to your great idea

O+ Woman or appropriate for women

O 8-) The angelic halo look

smiley1

:-) Standard smiley face. User is happy

:-( Sad face

;-) Winky face - expressing a flirtatious

or a 'just kidding' remark

:-> User just made an especially mean

or sarcastic comment

O:-) User is angelic/just made a sweet

and innocent remark /angel at heart

:-O Yelling or shocked. Can be typed

in bold for extra impact.

:-I Indifferent

:^) Profile smiley.

=) Variation on a classic.

#-) What a night!/has been staring

at a computer screen for 5 hours straight

:-$ Put your money where your mouth is!

:-P or :-p or :-6 Sticking tongue out (Na, na,
na na na!)

:-9 Yum!

:-@ Screaming/about to throw something

:*) Drunk

:-# or :-X An emoticon of many meanings -

wears braces/kiss/my lips are sealed

8-) or B-) or ::-) Wearing glasses

B:-) Wearing glasses on head

R-) Broken glasses

(:-) Bald/wearing a bike helmet

:-{} Wears lipstick

{:-{) Has a moustache and a toupee

@:-) Wears a turban

$-) Just won a large sum of money

:-T Keeping a straight face/tight lipped

:-y Said with a smile

:'-( or :~-( Crying

:-Q or :-! Smoker

%-/ Hangover

|-O Bored/yawn

=:-) Hosehead/punk

:-D Big mouth/grinning

:+) Big nose

[:-) Walkman

;^) Smirking

(:-D Blabbermouth

:-& Tongue tied

:-S Just made a statement that didn't make sense

:-/ Skeptical

:-C Very, very sad

%-/ Brain dead

qowts

i lyk nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life thru' d wrong end of a telescope, which is what i do, and dat enables u to laugh at lyf's realities.

do u ever juz get dat feeling where u don't want to talk to anybody? u don't want to smile, and u don't want to fake being happy. but at d same tym, u don't know exactly what is wrong either. There isn't a way to explain it to sum1 hu doesn't already understand. If u cud want anything in d world it wud b to b alone, ppl hav stopped being comforting..nd being alone never was, atleast when ur alone no one constatly asks u what is wrong and there isn't anyone hu won't take 'i don't know' for an answer. You feel d way u do juz BECAUSE. You hope d feeling will pass soon and dat u will b able to b urself again, but until then all u can do is wait.

Lyf is made up of yrs dat mean nothing, and moments dat mean it all.

when ders so much beauty in d world sometimes i feel lyk i'm seeing it all at once, and its too much, my heart fills up lyk a balloon dats about to burst. and den i remmber to relax nd stop trying to hold on to it, and den it flows thru me lyk rain and i can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid lyf.

for all d ppl hu talk about me and think its affecting me..its alringt...i jus sit back and think to myself a fun club.

sumtyms we must get hurt in order to grow we must fail in order to know, sumtyms our vision clears only after out eyes are washed away wid tears.

we lose so much of hu we are, by pretending to b what were not, and so much of what we love, by not realizing dat we do.

u spend twelve yrs of ur lyf trying to learn how to live, but every tym u try to live in those twelve yrs ur told ur wrong, den everyone u've grown to love is taken away, and scattered, dats what dey shud teach u---- how to say goodbye ..

pisces astrology

Pisces Strength:

-compaxonate

-adaptable

-accepting

-devoted

-imaginative

Pisces Weakness

-oversensitive

-indecisive

-self-pitying

-lazy

-escapist

Frndxhip:

pisces will go out of der way to help a frnd. they are extremely sensitive and loyal, they will take a frnds problem and make it der own and suffer with dem, this is the weak spot of pisces but any frnd of diz zodiac sign shud know that although dey r attracted to ppl wid severe problms hu desperately need help, dis actually does more harm them gud. even tho pisces will offer to mke everything ryt, do not allow dem to take on all ur prblms bec. dey will lose der identity in ur situaxon. they need a strong positive frnd to mke dem strong.

pisces like adventure and soxal events., a pisces frnd will always hav sumthing exciting in mind and it is very fulfilling, long lasting frndxhip.

pisces and temperament:

the pisces personlity is hard to pin down, it is very mysterious and elusive. pisces are molded by der surroundings, dey have extreme compaxon and they feel the pain of others, if sumthing is wrong in the world dat affects dem, it affects dem deeply, dey take it ti heart and feel exetreme feelings regarding the matter, when they are happy, dey r extremely happy, and when they are sad they are extremely depressed.

Pisces Deep Inside:

Pisces have an intuitive and psychic ability more then any other zodiac signs. They trust their gut feelings and if they do not, they quickly learn to because they realize that their hunches are usually correct. Pisces downfall is their sensitivity and their inability to reject another person. They do not like rejection and they try to treat others the way they want to be treated so they will rarely say no to a person for fear of hurting their feelings. They will help another person with their problems and like to do so because making others feel good in turn makes them feel good. Pisces is the zodiac sign of self-undoing. People born under this zodiac sign are not susceptible to bad luck and unfortunate events, they bring them on themselves by overindulging, laziness and a knack for picking poorly suited partners and friends. They want people in their life who stir their emotions because this helps them to practice emotional stability. The inner conflict of Pisces is extremes of temperament and conflicting emotions. They are trying to pinpoint themselves on the real world while their spiritual world can cloud their vision, they will try to escape or avoid a situation instead of confronting it. Pisces eternal struggle is to learn to use their powers and their imagination in a positive, productive way and vying for emotional stability by not giving away their emotions to everyone else, they need to help themselves.

Pisces in a Nutshell:

Pisces is the sign of mysticism, mystery and the spiritual unknown. Pisces live in two worlds, the real world and the spiritual or mystical world where they interpret what they see into what they want. They do this to avoid all the realities of pain and suffering in the world. They have extremes of emotions and feel both good and bad intensively. Pisces have formidable intuitive ability. Most Pisces are somehow involved with occult or spiritualism. Pisces are very good at understanding people for they have the ability to delve into the psyche and see behind a person's motivations. Pisces are prone to drug addiction and indulging lifestyles because of their eternal search for themselves and their fear of confrontation and having to change a situation, also they justify drug use by allowing it to get closer with their 'spiritual selves'. Once they aware this is why they are doing it, it will be easier to kick the habit. Pisces are not the pushovers that they may seem, in fact they have strength of character and will stand up for what they believe in and and they can do hard work for something they believe in. They can be very lazy but only in matters that they do not care about. Pisces is the most sensitive of all zodiac signs.

What it's Like to Date a Pisces Woman:

Pisces women are very captivating and fascinating. She makes a man feel like a man because of her need for a protector and leader. She is charming, soft and feminine. The ultimate enchantress. She can see right through a man and she is not easy to fool, so any man better be straight with her and not lead her on, because instead of confronting him, she will simply disappear. She needs to nurture and will give the man orders, but only for his own good. She will make sure he is eating properly and getting enough sleep, sort of like a mother nurturing a child. What she needs in return is a man to protect and cherish her, make her feel like she is needed and loved. She might almost be clingy and dependent but never overbearingly. Her partner will become of better half. She needs patience and sympathy and you have to be gentle with her. Don't poke fun or tease and definitely do not reject her harshly because she can't stand rejection. She is extremely romantic and will lose herself in the relationship. The Pisces woman is the ultra feminine nurturer, the ideal woman for the right man.